Would it theoretically be possible to fry something in earwax?

ByRamsiHartmann69 July 18, 2023February 27, 2025

This question is purely theoretical / I don't plan on frying anything with my earwax.

Would it theoretically be possible, given the fat content or chemical composition of earwax, to use it for frying something? According to a recent visit to a historical museum in Banja Luka (Bosnia and Herzegovina), earwax was used in this region during the Stone Age not only for the well-known production of medicinal products/ointments, but also for cooking. However, I wonder if the chemical composition could even make this frying process possible?

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Lost6Phanthom66

1 year ago

Hello

For the first time I never tried it I don't want to do so I can only make guesses

So I guess you'd have to use a large amount of ear scarf, but the ear scarf would solve itself directly

But it wouldn't be so delicious and friends shouldn't invite you to an earspain court

Ignatius1

1 year ago

Theoretical where- possible:

EARWAX: DEFINITION
The ears are separated from the earspainted glands located in the skin of the outer auditory canal. It consists of triglycerides, cholesterol, ceramides, squalene and various fatty acids.
https://www.audispray.com/entry/cerume-definition#:~:text=EARWAX%3A%20DEFINITION&text=Ohrenwax%20from%20den%20Ohrschmalzdr%C3%BCsen,Ceramides%2C%20Squalene%20and%20

I dare to doubt that spontaneously.

Where do you want to get enough of it?

That's a joke?🤔