How can I be a snail with my girlfriend?

Hello,

My best friend and I want to cover ourselves in Vaseline so we can pretend to be snails around the house. But that doesn't work so well with clothes on, so can someone help me figure out how we can pretend to be snails without being naked?

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Bonye
3 years ago

Be brave, you suckers!

flapx
3 years ago

Small tip: Snails do not wear clothes. 😉

jww28
3 years ago

😂 I would have put on an idea latex suits and lay out latex mats and neat vaseline or gliding. 😄

sccangel09
3 years ago

Where I’ve landed all around the world… why would you want to do that? 😭😭

But if you are so important… wrap yourself ( NOT too tight and NOT ON THE KOPF!!!!) with a freshening foil.

My God…

Bonye
3 years ago
Reply to  sccangel09

They want to be snails, not padded caterpillars! 😉

sccangel09
3 years ago
Reply to  Bonye

Well, the vaseline’s on the fresh-old films.

Gordonsetter132
3 years ago

I don’t think I’m getting really smart.

LG

Mirarmor
3 years ago

Well, snails are kind of naked in their house…. lolololol

Schaloko
3 years ago

Why would you want to make Vaseline on clothes? If only naked.