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Hey, I'm the weird man out of the Internet.

A few facts:

You can eat everything, but some only once.

With every breath you come closer to your last one.

75,000 umbrellas are lost annually in the London Underground.

In France, you can't call his pig Napoleon.

If you have a problem, please write to me!

The nicest people here I know:

Poorboy13

LilFriend

Koalea

Thank you for reading my profile! You have officially wasted valuable life!