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My favorite (carpenter) joke: Sawed off three times and still too short!

My motto in life: Strength reading in tranquility.

My favorite saying: If you pull on the rampant, it doesn't grow any faster.

They say I'm old-fashioned.
I'm from yesterday.
But that's not true: I'm not from yesterday.
I'm from the day before yesterday.

Up to now, friend requests have either had a recognizable sexual background or curious contemporaries thought they had a private answer machine.

I'm not fundamentally averse to friendships, but a random question-and-answer exchange is not a friendship for me.