Because of the actually harmless circumstances of my first two flights, I am now afraid of flying.

That all happened in 2012. I haven't flown since, partly because it didn't happen. I slept through my first two flights, both outbound and return. So I still don't know what it's like to fly. Because I slept through those two flights, and, as I said, I still don't know what it's like to fly,…