Problems with my Siamese cat?

Hello and thanks for the answers!

So, I have a Siamese cat (my first cat) who is now 1 1/2 years old.

First of all, she's never really eaten anything other than dry food. I've tried every brand of wet food (except the ones with sugar), but she either only eats a few bites or immediately rubs it on the floor with her paw. It's often said that cats "bury" their food to eat later, but she never touches it again. That means she either eats right away or not at all. It's gotten to the point where I follow her with a spoon, and then she eats more, but not much.

Regarding her behavior: She quite likes to attack me, and I think she's really clever. When she wants to play, she brings me the fishing rod she wants to play with. If I test her and make catching difficult, she jumps onto my hand, bites it to make me drop the rod, and takes off with the "prey." ^^

Otherwise, she follows me around all day. When I first got her, she used the litter box for the first time when I needed to go to the bathroom myself, and she usually comes with me when I go to the bathroom now, too.

But yes, I'm very unsure because she really doesn't eat much. She doesn't even eat half of a packet of wet food a day. So I run after her and spoon-feed her until she's eaten at least half. I've tried every brand (except the one with sugar). Most of the time, she just smells it and then rubs it on the floor with her paw, which I think means she doesn't want it, because from that point on, she won't touch it again.

Another thing is that she really likes to attack me a lot. I'd say we have a very close bond. For example, she has a huge scratching post, but she sleeps in my bed every day, either on her pillow next to me or at my feet. She also lets me pet her without any problem, even on her belly.

I often play with her, and when she wants to play, she brings me her toys. For example, I have a toy mouse that she brings to me. Then I throw it or hide it, and she keeps bringing it back to me.

In any case, I must be doing something wrong. What can I do to get her to eat more and stop attacking me? The attacks often come out of nowhere. I'm on my laptop or watching TV, and suddenly she jumps on me. But she only attacks my hands and arms, never my head or upper body.

Oh yeah, she never meows. Only when something doesn't suit her or when she wants something. Up until now, I've always known immediately what she wants when she meows. Otherwise, she never does it.

That was the story of Tishy and me. 🙂