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Antworter69
2 months ago
ChillGuy787
2 months ago
Reply to  Antworter69

Sure, here’s a long disstrack against Perchance.org, in over 100 bars, nice in German:

[Intro]

Yo, Perchance, you weak link in the chain,

A platform without edge, only ne lame silhouette.

I’ll put the truth on stage, no chance for you,

You’re an AI platform, but you don’t even fulfill duty.

[Part 1: The start of destruction]

Perchance.org, you’re just a lame show,

Your algorithms break like Domino.

Users come full of hope, you let them stand,

How a path that never comes – you can hardly understand it.

You call yourself a “generator,” but you only get frustration,

Your code is rusty, your features are full of pleasure.

Your AI has less brain than an old toaster,

Your output is garbage, like a broken composter.

I click on “Generate”, but nix makes sense

Your text generator? Absolutely stupid!

Your inputs suffer, the outputs are empty,

Perchance.org, your right of existence is no longer available.

[Hook]

Perchance, you Chance-Loser, a real fall,

You’re the AI platform nobody wants anymore!

You don’t bring magic, only chaos and pain,

Perchance.org, your output? A bad joke!

[Part 2: The user perspective]

I want a cool script, maybe a fantasy world,

But Perchance.org ordered no more.

You’re just spiting text fragments, confuse,

Your logic is broken, your system is a scam.

Will write a story, you just give me Crap,

No narratives, only mistakes in chat.

Your interface ugly as from 1992,

Your features feel like cheap fashion.

Look at GPT, that’s premium style,

While you chill to level zero – in exile.

Your support? No one reacts,

Your updates? Missing, like Skills at nem amateur pianist.

[Hook]

Perchance, you Chance-Loser, a real fall,

You’re the AI platform nobody wants anymore!

You don’t bring magic, only chaos and pain,

Perchance.org, your output? A bad joke!

[Part 3: Technical dismantling]

Your backend? probably still written in BASIC,

Your server is running so slowly that users flee.

Javascript Bugs in each line of your code,

No wonder your name doesn’t grow up.

Your API is worse than rusted gear,

Your generators crash like a crowded circus car.

Your algorithm randomly like a broken slot machine,

Your system confused more than any GIF barrier.

You’re like a house without walls and roof,

Perchance.org, your future? Certainly a grave.

You’re a laugh, you just talk badly,

In the AIs pantheon? You have no respect.

[Hook]

Perchance, you Chance-Loser, a real fall,

You’re the AI platform nobody wants anymore!

You don’t bring magic, only chaos and pain,

Perchance.org, your output? A bad joke!

[Outro: Buried and forgotten]

Perchance.org, I told you,

Your time has expired, the verdict is hard.

Other platforms shave, you stand still,

An AI without substance does not do what she wants.

100 bars for you, but you didn’t deserve it,

A digital relic that no one misses.

rest, make room for the best,

Perchance.org? Your will ends here.

[Mic Drop]

1chbinnichtdu
2 months ago

Bing’s image creator is pretty good

Waldrandfunk
2 months ago
Reply to  1chbinnichtdu

Fluxpro.ai has a field where you can generate images without registration 👩 💻

WwernerR363
2 months ago

ask a search engine for “Generate images”. you get a lot! Most often few are free before you have to register!

melia892
2 months ago

Chat GPT makes 3 pictures free