Can pigeons be trained to shit on illegally parked cars?
Hi, I wanted to know if you can actually teach pigeons to shit on certain objects like illegally parked cars, or pick-ups, sports cars, motorcycles or AfD politicians, just to name a few examples.
The best thing, of course, would be to teach them to do this automatically. For example, whenever a car is parked in a popular illegal parking space, or one that particularly annoys me, they'll instinctively use that car as a toilet when they need to. Or they'll automatically recognize pickup trucks and, if they're open, shit in the back or on the door handle if not. Or they'll prefer people to use the toilet when they leave the AfD party headquarters in the evening.
Alternatively, it would of course be a good start to simply let them hover over the target object with a drone and then make them shit on command. Is that possible?
It would also be nice if you could answer whether this is theoretically possible, but it will be extremely difficult and possibly as rough as possible.
Question for a friend 😉
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Pigeons are basically intelligent and dressable, otherwise there would be no letters. I think your hypothetical dressage goals are inaccessible from my experience, but I never had my own tasty pigeons. After all, I managed to sell pigeons from certain balcony areas in the medium term.
I would like to see better means of disorders and politics.
In addition to the use of a drone in pigeon breeding, I consider disproportionate.
They wouldn’t understand pigeons. You can’t get them to do their distress in certain places
Understanding is, however, the smallest problem. They are more physically unable to control this.
You can’t teach many people where to park and where not to mention pigeons.
After all, most people learn where and when they can suck.
Pigeons do not know human parking rules and can probably not read any signs.
But I meant that the pigeons know a certain area (re) and snuck cars standing there.
Please explain how this should go without a closing muscle.
That’s absurd.
How should a pigeon decide who parks wrong?
Great question!! 🙂
Thank you.
Birds do not have a closing muscle at the intestinal exit (After/Kloake). They can therefore not deliberately control their excretions and consequently they cannot be dressed.
does not work
That’s all right!
Please prove that you can teach pigeons to conduct their emergency litter in certain places.
Please explain how this is possible without a corresponding closing muscle.
They’re causing the pigeons to stay at the target. This is so easy!!
Then when they are parked or run away. They’re not just there all the time and stay forever. However, as the question is also about politicians – people – this is the point of mobility anyway.
But I meant, above all, your undamaged indication that I was supposed to be wrong with the closing muscle of the birds. I would have told Henry where I was wrong.
Since when are parking cars moving?!
Instead of insulting me, tell me where I’m wrong.
No, it’s not. Because the objectives are movable in this case.
You can’t dress pigeons where they can do their distress and where not. Doesn’t work with dogs and horses.
Besides, how would you like to dress the pigeons? For this, you would have to be pigeon owners, because there are many places of feeding bans for the freely flying pigeons.
I buy them
And then? You have to do a long click training. But this requires patience and above all, you must go to the places so that you can do the training at all.
So you really want to put yourself in front of an AfD politician and dress up your pigeon to do the notship on this man? Don’t get anything except an ad!
Aside from the fact that a pigeon cannot be forced to perform its emergency plan at a certain time over a specific object and thus a click training will not succeed…
If that were the case, I would be very happy to do so
The problem of pigeons is they don’t hear anything. They do as others do.
Tell your “friend” to let him examine.
If you would have to build up a kind of seat bar with feed container over all areas where no one is to park, then it would be quite reliable.
That’s what the pigeons are…
What to train. They don’t suck at badge parkers anyway. You’d have to train them at the most, not suck on real parkers anymore.
That’s the problem. They’re supposed to deliberately spare innocent people and just suck on those objects.
Please explain how this should go without a closing muscle.
Exactly. That’s why most birds don’t get muted.
Which means they can’t control when they suck?
A funny question,but I don’t think 😉
AFD politicians wouldn’t be bad who they could accuse from me….😜👍