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Peter42
3 months ago

For heaven's sake, please don't!

I only have a vague idea how many spiders there are in my indoor botany, and if they suddenly became humans, my apartment would quickly become far too crowded.

BlackSoul818
3 months ago

Not so good. He can be really loving, funny, loyal, so many good things

But stubborn people also constantly overdo it. Like when he wants to run in the snow for three hours, after 20 minutes he's soaked through, and I have to carry him home because he's shaking all over, and the next day he gives me tea because he has a cold. But he does the same crap over and over again. He just lives in the moment. I have to say no, and then he gets offended, moody, and just doesn't understand me. It's like I don't give him anything with food. It's the same if he could talk or be human. 😱 Nah, at least he looks cute when he's offended. 😂

newcomer
3 months ago
Reply to  BlackSoul818

then he gets a few extra strokes, then he purrs again 😉

BlackSoul818
3 months ago
Reply to  newcomer

Yes, but it comes across as cuter with animals. Whether they're farting, puking, snoring, angry, or offended. 😂

BlackSoul818
3 months ago

🤣

newcomer
3 months ago

Now, on December 24th, a new cat joined our family (feral cats). She just stood there and meowed. She inhaled a can of food like a vacuum cleaner.
Since then she has been waiting for supplies twice a day.

But this cat is jet black, and when I think about it, it will have the same skin color as a human…

I took photos of the cat and distributed them to shops, banks, etc. with the text “Streaked”.
So far no one has reported

BlackSoul818
3 months ago

No, then I don't want him anymore. I certainly don't want to wipe his ass, or can he do that on his own? We wouldn't get along as people because he's a macho who wants to get his way.

newcomer
3 months ago

Now suppose he became human…

Schemset
3 months ago

Not really. 😅

Our cat is arrogant, greedy, and inconsiderate. He would slam doors at night, play loud music, and rummage through the kitchen for food, leaving it in chaos.

Our dog is, in human years, about 20 years old. He's a traumatized war refugee with a poorly healed hip injury, but he thinks he's a great guy, wears gold chains, flirts with women, and picks fights with people his own age.

MusikSuechtig
3 months ago

Pretty weird.

I think if my cat were a human, he would have ADHD.

MusikSuechtig
3 months ago
Reply to  SwapperStaritt

Ja , das glaube ich auch ,:D

Sunshineeeee940
3 months ago

That would be sweet, but now the question:

Will my dog ​​be 10

or as old as he was as a dog?🧐

Sunshineeeee940
3 months ago
Reply to  SwapperStaritt

Nee, mein Hund ist 10 Jahre alt 😉

Sunshineeeee940
3 months ago

Hm, eine Dame also😌

Eifel2024
3 months ago

Then I would have lots of female teens and twenty-somethings, dairy cows and female offspring in my neighborhood.

RiddickBln
3 months ago

Wär mir egal, wemn mein Hund steht, ist er sowieso so groß wie ein Memsch XD

RiddickBln
3 months ago
Reply to  SwapperStaritt

Das geht auxh ohne das er deutsch spricht XD

Stefan522
3 months ago

Our tomcat was evil, so we had him neutered.

newcomer
3 months ago

Now there would be 3 more seniors to look after