How would you feel if your pets turned into humans?
From one day to the next, magically. Forever.
They would then be old in human years.
How would you find it?
From one day to the next, magically. Forever.
They would then be old in human years.
How would you find it?
I'll ask you if you made it next year, on the same day as today. promised
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…or are these just the people in whose company we feel most comfortable?
Hi, My birthday is coming up soon (I'm turning 14), and I'm totally clueless about what to do with my friends. We're about eight 14/13-year-old girls. I'd like to do something action-packed or something. Does anyone have any ideas what I could do (it's in March)
Is it true that stupid people are easily inspired by simple (ordinary) things and easily become happy? After all, they don't have to question anything because they can't think that far.
For heaven's sake, please don't!
I only have a vague idea how many spiders there are in my indoor botany, and if they suddenly became humans, my apartment would quickly become far too crowded.
Not so good. He can be really loving, funny, loyal, so many good things
But stubborn people also constantly overdo it. Like when he wants to run in the snow for three hours, after 20 minutes he's soaked through, and I have to carry him home because he's shaking all over, and the next day he gives me tea because he has a cold. But he does the same crap over and over again. He just lives in the moment. I have to say no, and then he gets offended, moody, and just doesn't understand me. It's like I don't give him anything with food. It's the same if he could talk or be human. 😱 Nah, at least he looks cute when he's offended. 😂
Ach witzig!
then he gets a few extra strokes, then he purrs again 😉
Yes, but it comes across as cuter with animals. Whether they're farting, puking, snoring, angry, or offended. 😂
🤣
Now, on December 24th, a new cat joined our family (feral cats). She just stood there and meowed. She inhaled a can of food like a vacuum cleaner.
Since then she has been waiting for supplies twice a day.
But this cat is jet black, and when I think about it, it will have the same skin color as a human…
I took photos of the cat and distributed them to shops, banks, etc. with the text “Streaked”.
So far no one has reported
No, then I don't want him anymore. I certainly don't want to wipe his ass, or can he do that on his own? We wouldn't get along as people because he's a macho who wants to get his way.
Now suppose he became human…
Not really. 😅
Our cat is arrogant, greedy, and inconsiderate. He would slam doors at night, play loud music, and rummage through the kitchen for food, leaving it in chaos.
Our dog is, in human years, about 20 years old. He's a traumatized war refugee with a poorly healed hip injury, but he thinks he's a great guy, wears gold chains, flirts with women, and picks fights with people his own age.
Das wäre ja witzig und anstrengend!
Pretty weird.
I think if my cat were a human, he would have ADHD.
This could be funny!
Ja , das glaube ich auch ,:D
That would be sweet, but now the question:
Will my dog be 10
or as old as he was as a dog?🧐
So your dog would be the same age as he would be in human years. Is your dog 6 months old? Then he would be about a 10-year-old child 🙂
Nee, mein Hund ist 10 Jahre alt 😉
Hm, eine Dame also😌
Then he would be about 56 years old!
Then I would have lots of female teens and twenty-somethings, dairy cows and female offspring in my neighborhood.
Wär mir egal, wemn mein Hund steht, ist er sowieso so groß wie ein Memsch XD
XD that's funny and you could have a conversation!
Das geht auxh ohne das er deutsch spricht XD
Our tomcat was evil, so we had him neutered.
Ui Ui
Now there would be 3 more seniors to look after
Ach das wäre lustig 😉