How do you wipe yourself?
Especially the men? What direction/which paper/how do you proceed?
How do you ensure you're clean? How thoughtful are you about it?
Many details and age/gender are welcome
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Wipe the toilet paper in front, from front to back, repeatedly until there's nothing left, using moist toilet paper if possible. (Yes, that's harmful to the environment, but I don't care).
At the back “it depends on the circumstances where you are, you don't always have a sink next to you, you don't always have wet toilet paper, at home you usually go straight into the shower.
With water, otherwise it's just damn disgusting
At an exact 37-degree angle with my left hand (I'm right-handed), with my fingernails trimmed to exactly 1.2 mm, from southwest to northeast, always at the same hour when the moon is in the second house with Saturn, with handmade paper with 72% recycled content, which I have moistened with water from Norwegian glaciers, from a gold-plated water bowl, 18 cm in diameter, water temperature 23 degrees.
I also sing hymns to Khorne while my right foot sets the beat. I usually choose between 7/8 and 3/8 time because of the arrhythmia, as my heart rate has become slightly out of sync due to the exertion of defecating. I hold my breath while wiping.
I press the flush button with my right elbow, while with my left arm raised high, I open the window that faces directly north (at night I can see the North Star).
I wash my hands in handmade soap made from the milk of black goats that are kept on meadow slopes at an angle of exactly 23 degrees and feed only on grass and leaves, again in water that is 23 degrees warm.
The 23 is a lucky number and reflects the number of weapons the Skiitari carry when they praise Khorne by killing their enemies.
With extra coarse sandpaper.
With water.
With the Bild newspaper
Do you want to know what my penis smells like?
Well, thanks 🙂
for fish, that is well known
Water 💧
Oh man, the fetishes being pursued here are getting weirder and weirder…
Not a fetish, just a serious question about people's hygiene. I find it terrible how unhygienic some people behave and I'm losing faith in humanity ^^