Have you ever had a strange accident?

I don’t know if you can count a lot of this as an accident, but what to do is still

• Matching autumn: It was a rainy autumn day and even more smoothly through the leaves than already. I got out of the car and wanted to flee to the front door. Whatever I was wearing for shoes and clothes… Suddenly I tilted away and slipped along the sidewalk until I was stopped by the next parking car. It must have looked like the Japanese elevator Prank. So, where the floor folds away and the “victim” slip down a slide. My half body was under the car anyway. I was wet and covered with the dirt of the road. The clothes, the face, the hair, my shopping were distributed on the street.

• Near me there is a small Edeka. In order to deliver the empties, you have to go down to the small cellar, which is located right next to the entrance. A stone staircase leads to the basement and the top level has a greater distance. Well, anyway, I kind of went wrong when I got up, so I got into the shrub and crashed into the entrance of the shop and also landed in those metal parts that open when you enter the shop. I’d have almost knocked on another client. A shelf with nuts is next to it. You get there. It’s a little Edeka. And… there’s a camera right there. I can imagine the security or something has been amusing. They thought, “Well, they’re in a hurry to grasp the nuts.”

• In the outdoor swimming pool: slipped so badly and quickly away that I could suddenly look in the sky instead of the ground or so, and everything stood on my head. I got laughed too. And I had some time hematoma and could not really carry out movements ( stand up, sit down and so)

• The same thing happened to me in winter at the schoolyard. I looked over a frozen larger puddle and put bad skating attempts and something to save me. But I lost and took the ice. My school bag also gave me away.

• I once had board service before the beginning of the next hour, stabbed me to immerse the disgusting sponge in even more disgusting water and… Cracked on raising full pull against the chalk deposit, so that the table was pressed upwards by the balancing, the table was folded up and I was sprinkled with chalk pieces and the powder. I wore dark clothes. There was another beautiful bump on my head and I was sick and dizzy

• It was in the 3rd grade and we just arrived at the class travel destination. I was very excited about the surroundings (deiche, the rural area, the silence (aside from our chatter) and so on) didn’t look at where I went and then there was a loud noise. I was thrown back, and the skull moaned. What happened? I just ran into an obstacle. A road sign or something. Apparently, I’ve been knocked out of the row. And everyone got it.