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Cyl0w
1 year ago

Sure.

https://chat.openai.com/

  1. Why didn’t the teddy bear eat a cake? Because he’s already stuffed!
  2. What does a zero say to an eight? “Great belt!”
  3. Why didn’t the broom get the job? He didn’t have good references, just shit.
  4. Meet two tomatoes on the street. One of them will pass, the other says, “Come’ Ketchup!”
  5. Why can ghosts lie so badly? Because you look through them!
  6. What does a snowman say to the other? “You smell weird!”
  7. Why doesn’t the teddy bear have a suitcase? Because he already has a bear!
  8. Why don’t ghosts take lies? Because they always fall through!
  9. Why does the refrigerator have an internet connection? So he can exchange with the apple!
  10. Why didn’t the teddy bear drink coffee? Because he’s already stuffed!
VanLorry
1 year ago
Reply to  Cyl0w

Sounds like written from the internet and badly translated from English into German. Until 7th – as an antiquity, I like it very well.

Cyl0w
1 year ago
Reply to  VanLorry

it’s all about whether the AI can write sweat.

Jannick15yt
1 year ago

An AI can write much more than just jokes..

VanLorry
1 year ago

I was just talking about ChatGPT. If that’s supposed to invent jokes, it’s not possible. I had to explain ChatGPT how Chuck Norris jokes work…

  1. Try: “Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down, and the rest of us call it gravity.” –> not funny, as the physical phenomenon would not work.
  2. Try: “Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg, just by staring at it. That’s why breakfast with Chuck is always an adventure.” –> Stir eggs to “relax” – okay, that would be suitable for e.g. Sheldon in Big Bang Theory (cf. Thermodynamics/Entropie/Entropiezuwachs). But what that should stare and the comment with the adventure … ChatGPT could not explain to me.
  3. Try: “Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down, and the only thing that gets exhausted is the planet.” But it’s not good.

Then I gave it up. For the sake of fairness it is also necessary to admit that _neue_ jokes are not always easy to invent even for professionalcomedians … ^^

Donn24
3 months ago
Lukas7109
1 year ago

No good

GuteFrageUse795
1 year ago

No.

oneironaughty
1 year ago

Nope…Humor is a big vulnerability…