I do NOT(!!!) accept FA's.
Good question.net question: "How can you recognize a man who has cheated on his girlfriend?" ANNEXYou have to lift the right testicle. If he's ever cheated on his girlfriend, there's a brand underneath.😂👌
At what point are you a line in the sand?
It's when you have to jump back and forth in the shower to get wet.
If your parents give you sex toys for Christmas, should you unwrap them on Christmas Eve (like all the other presents) or leave them closed for the time being? If only to check that it wasn't just a rolling pin.
'You hang something like that on the Christmas tree - old custom!
And suddenly the tree started to hum. Grandma's teeth fell out in fright. Baby started screaming. And only because mom wanted to give her daughter, who supposedly didn't get one, a vibrator.
Christmas had once again descended into chaos. Dad went into the craft room with a crate of beer and everyone fell silent in dismay.
Only the vibrator hummed merrily to itself.
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"I don't know [what weapons will be used in a third world was]. But I can tell you what they'll use in the fourth: Stones."
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