How can you discreetly kill an ugly rubber tree in the classroom?

We have a rubber tree in the classroom and it is really ugly. How can we kill it discreetly so that no one notices and you can't see it from the outside?

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MacMadB
7 months ago

Violence is never a solution, not even against objects. Even if they're ugly.

Find another solution.

Discuss with your class and ask if the plant can be replaced or if you can bring another one.

Superhasenmaus
7 months ago

Offer to buy it. Then you can do whatever you want with it. Or offer another plant in exchange.

Lubitz12321
7 months ago

buy it and you can do whatever you want with it.

kugel
7 months ago

Not at all. These things are indestructible. And that's a good thing—as you can see in your case.

kugel
7 months ago
Reply to  James979

Nope. You just can't do whatever you want.

You don't touch things that don't belong to you

KarlRanseierIII
7 months ago

Even 'ugly' creatures have a right to continue living, especially if they don't do anything to you.

Lunze13
7 months ago

Buy it, maybe the class teacher has some connection to it and then you make her really sad, maybe

JayCeD
7 months ago

Pour a good amount of salt water on it and it will die.